Pardon Me Sir??!

The most embarassing thing happened to me today. I was at my desk doing my paper work. When a guest from the hotel approach me.
As usual I greeted him "Good Morning Mr. *******. "
He replied "Good Morning my dear."
Seeing him holding on a piece of paper,
I said " How my I assist you today?"
He said "Well I was hoping that you can help me SEX this (pointing to paper that he was holding)."
I was stunt for a while after hearing the word SEX coming out of the guest mouth.
Later I felt like laughing out loud (but of course I did not!), as I knew he meant FAX.
But naughty me...., I said "Pardon me sir??"
Then he finally realised that he had said SEX instead of FAX.
Instantly his face turn deep red. Oh the poor guest!
He said "Err I'm sorry I meant FAX this for me"
hahahah. Wonder what he has been thinking eh?

This remind me of an incident that happened many years back.
There's guest who compliments me on my so called pretty dimple.
But instead of saying > What a pretty DIMPLE you have.<
He said "What a pretty NIPPLE you have!"

Haizz all this ang mo arrr so gatal right?!