This Crack Me Up!!
I received an email from a friend and would like to share this. It's freaking hilarious-lar!!
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."




17 Comments:
haha.. 1 good conversation.. u work at hotel right.. y dont u try that.. hehe.. tgk aper guest ckp nnt =P
tak paham sgt huhu.. tapi ok laaa
fais : ehehehe, naya jer. Tak pasal-pasal akak kena buang kerja. Tapi kelakar betul-lah kan?
dk : Tak dapek den nak nolong ekau din oooiiiiiii!!
:P
ala xyah tolong pun heheh...
akak 1 sing dolar berapa ringit??
dk: 1 sing dollar about 2 ringgit. and awak nie betul lar nak kena ader tuition teacher.. meh sini... i am G00d! (and unemployed) hahahah
KAK! yoo hooo!! how's work? hee hee... Like to make fun of those cakap engrish tak pass tapi boley dapat kerjer front line.. adooooi... funny!
ooo 1dolar 2 ringgit ke? ermm ok la tu.. uwaaa u nak ajak i apa nasha?? ishh ajar la free.. xleh ke?? ihiks :p...
baik bg din keje kat situ.. din reti gak ckp ala ala pua chu kang :p
princess nasha :
Hellooooooooo...., eheheh
How are you gurl?? Hmmm, work ok-lah. Just a bit tiring, well after 3 yrs of not working. It takes a while of getting use to-lah. And yeah, tak taulah macam mana those ah-bengs can get job at the front desk like that ar?? Hmmmmm
eheheh dk asking for free tuition, how?? Can-lah. Kesian akak tengok dia. muahahahah
dk :
Asal tanya rate Sing dollar? Ko ada ura-ura nak bawak anak dato' jalan-jalan kat sini ke?? ehehehe
Akak ngan nasha bleh jadi tour guide tak bertauliah korang. >How nasha can???
LOL! Very funny!!!
hehehehe mesti aa nak tau rate dulu baru leh jln2 kat singapore... ish kalo jln2 mana bawa perempuan lain.. mesti kuar solo n dgn kwn2 lelaki je.. sampai singapore cari aweks singapore laa ihiks :p
mamijarum :
yeah tell me about it.
dk :
amboi....., akak report kat anak dato'. ahaks!
;p
hahah report laa kita org xde apa2 laa akak muahahaha...
akak asal x update ni?? y??
keje byk ke??
dk :
ak'ah lah dk..., akak busy sebusy-busy-nya! Penat pun penat. Al-maklum-lah dah lama tak kerja. InsyaAllah malam karang akak update. Banyak story sebenarnya nie..eheheh
eik? akak keje apa sebenarnye?? online nampak je online tapi... cm x update2.. keje apa eik>????
Hmmm buat sementara nie akak kerja kat Front Desk. Tapi sekarang nie tak berapa busy, tu yang sempat check blog tu. kui kui kui.....
;p
laa kata nak update.. x de pun.. bz la tu heheh.. masuk blog din sambung belajar muahahaha... :p
eheheheh sorry-lah. Kepenatan beribu-ribu lemon betul hari nie.
;0
huhu sianye penat le pulak xpe2 berehat baik2 ok.. take care...
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